thedoctorpottergames:

itspotterness:

So there was a post that said 

and so I emailed Tumblr and this is how it went (I emailed them from other Tumblr which is called lightghost) (This is all through Gmail btw)

(I know I sound like such a twerp)

Tumblr staff are pretty cool

HEY WOAH COOL THANKS YOU’RE SMART AND WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T I THINK OF DOING THAT

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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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igotcthulhu:

hasa—diga—eebowai:

drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

Sounds legit

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